It may not be every little girl’s dream to have a daddy who runs security at a whore house, but for little Lacy Peterson it may soon be a reality.
Regardless of the effect it may have on his children, Drew Peterson has agreed to fly out to Nevada and visit the Moonlight Bunny Ranch to speak with Dennis Hof about appearing on the HBO reality show, Cathouse as well as any job opportunities that might suit Drew’s unique talents.
On the Mancow and Cassidy show this morning on WLS radio, Peterson and Hof both called in to discuss the offer.
DENNIS HOF: Good morning Drew.
DREW PETERSON: Good morning, Dennis. You are my hero.
HOF: Yesterday I talked to your lawyers. I talked to Glenn, your PR person. I said, I want to get Drew out to the ranch.
The girls all think he’s charismatic, he’s a fun guy and they all said the same thing. He’s the guy you want to hang out and have a beer with so I’m going to invite you to come out here and hang out with us today.
PETERSON: And I’ll accept that invitation.
Host, Mancow Muller questioned Drew’s qualifications to work in a house of prostitution, but Peterson let us know that he already has ten year’s experience in managing whores.
MULLER: Drew, why are you qualified to do this?
PETERSON: As you know, for many years I was a watch commander with the Bolingbrook Police Department.
I ran a bunch of guys who I always viewed as a bunch of whores screwing people out of their money, so I did that for ten years so it’s got to be similar, right?
Pat Cassidy seemed a little concerned by the thought of Drew Peterson as an armed head of security, but shhhhhhhhhh that’s a secret. Luckily, Drew knows how to keep a secret!
CASSIDY: Are your security people armed, Dennis?
HOF: We don’t talk about how we do things. That’s something that Drew knows is very important. We don’t tell people what we do, at all.
PETERSON: What happens at the Bunny Ranch stays at the Bunny Ranch.
Dennis Hof tastefully cleared things up for any of those who might be confused about the whole “women’s bodies as commodities” aspect of prostitution.
MULLER: Drew, are you planning on sleeping with women at this brothel?
HOF: It’s his decision. You wouldn’t invite someone into your home without offering him some chips and dips and that’s my chips and dip.
PETERSON: The favorite chips and dip of every man in America!
Suddenly, things took an uncomfortable turn as someone remembered that Drew Peterson is still a married man, a suspect in a the death and disappearance of two wives and the father of four minor children. Awkward!
MULLER: Have you sought counsel on this? How do you think your kids will feel seeing you on HBO’s Cathouse?
PETERSON: Well, that’s something we don’t have the kids watch. Any counseling I have, Mr. Brodsky, Joel Brodsky, my attorney, he’ll steer me in the right direction.
Phew! That’s a relief!
BTW, Jeff Goldblatt has more to share from the purloined ISP documents obtained by FOX Chicago. Tonight’s report at 9 pm will be about the Kathleen Savio investigation and the list of leads obtained, as well as the warrants for Drew Peterson’s DNA swab, phone and I-pass records.
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